How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Randomize
