I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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