i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
