yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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