Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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