he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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