no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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