I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize