hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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