First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
