guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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