well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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