ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I have post one night stand depression
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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