your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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