You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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