On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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