32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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