She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
ttyl tear gas
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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