cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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