Where did you get a picture of my penis
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she peed on how many people?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize