Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So vagazzling was a success
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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