she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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