Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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