apparently the secret to your success is patron
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
