so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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