Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So much Jack, so little girl.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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