She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's blow job season.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The Olympian is in my bed
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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