so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
tell your sister to shave her snatch
we made out on top of his cat.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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