your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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