Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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