I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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