arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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