just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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