He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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