he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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