I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
