If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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