oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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