You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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