...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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