talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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