He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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