I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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