You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize