____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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