i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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