if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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