he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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