I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
