Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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