I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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