that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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