we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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